Jacob the Jacob p.7
They loaded there machine guns and this time stalked cautiously. Then Jacob had a idea. "If we shoot stuff all the witches attention will be on burning trees not us" "That's brilliant!" said Jacob. So they went back to racking havoc and leaving a gigantic wake behind them. Then they pasted a sign with weird signs on it. A normal person would be very scared by the ancient language. But Jacob was not normal and found out that the sign was a DVD case for barney with pieces of wood glued on. "Well whoever lives here must be to poor to even get wood for that sign so he used garbage." said Jacob. "And he probably was too dumb to write so he drew scribbles." Jacob snickered. Then they went in and started shooting at a cabin until a witch came out. The witch was crying. "Those words on the is English!!! If you think they aren't then you are insulting my hand-writing!!!" she sobbed. Then Jacob had a idea. "We will say your hand-writing is good if you give us potions." Then she said "OK" So Jacob looted all the potions and said "Your hand-writing is good." and left.
They loaded there machine guns and this time stalked cautiously. Then Jacob had a idea. "If we shoot stuff all the witches attention will be on burning trees not us" "That's brilliant!" said Jacob. So they went back to racking havoc and leaving a gigantic wake behind them. Then they pasted a sign with weird signs on it. A normal person would be very scared by the ancient language. But Jacob was not normal and found out that the sign was a DVD case for barney with pieces of wood glued on. "Well whoever lives here must be to poor to even get wood for that sign so he used garbage." said Jacob. "And he probably was too dumb to write so he drew scribbles." Jacob snickered. Then they went in and started shooting at a cabin until a witch came out. The witch was crying. "Those words on the is English!!! If you think they aren't then you are insulting my hand-writing!!!" she sobbed. Then Jacob had a idea. "We will say your hand-writing is good if you give us potions." Then she said "OK" So Jacob looted all the potions and said "Your hand-writing is good." and left.
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