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Monday, May 19, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.4

Jacob the Jacob p.4


Jacob set up a trap that chickens at you, then the chickens pick you up and put you in a jail. It was hard to find the chickens but it was the most efficient trap Jacob could think of. So they sent a note that said Yes I killed him and waited next to the trap. The next day they saw him walking down the street and Jacob slapped his head "I never thought that he would choose not to go into the trap!!!" So Jacob just took him from behind and cuffed his hand and said. "You are under arrest for trying to kill THE Jacob!!!" Then he Jacob said "Wait how did you... please just let me free I'll give you anything!!!"Then Jacob said"Gimme your wallet and your house authorization card!" So Jacob handed his wallet and his house authorization card to Jacob. Then Jacob went to the bank, transferred all of his $4 mil. into his account, then Jacob and Jacob went to Jacob's house to loot it and sell it. They rented a moving truck to move all the stuff they wanted to keep when they found a secret room. It was locked. But they blew up the door and entered. Now they found 5 sets of plasma weapons like plasma rifles, plasma machine guns and plasma shotguns. Best of all was 20 full gallons of plasma contained in plasma batteries and 5 sets of plasma charged armor with comfy insides. They kept that (of course) and sold everything else for 2 mil. and went home.

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