daniel blog dyx1 23232445: May 2014

Friday, May 30, 2014

HTML holidays

Today is Friday but it is also

Canary Islands Day	Spain
Harvest Festival	Malaysia
Indian Arrival Day	Trinidad & Tobago
Mother's Day	Nicaragua
Salvation Army Red Shield Appeal	Australia
Croatian Parliament Day	Croatia
El día del árbol	Honduras
Reconciliation Week	Australia

I never thought today would have so many holidays!!! I need to celebrate some for no reason. I want to celebrate very holiday in the world!!!

Also in the top left corner of this there is a HTML button. I coded this in HTML that's how I got the table.
<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Today is Friday but it is also 
<table border="1" style="width: 410px;"><tbody>
<tr><td>Canary Islands Day</td><td width="160">Spain</td></tr>
<tr><td>Harvest Festival</td><td width="160">Malaysia</td></tr>
<tr><td>Indian Arrival Day</td><td width="160">Trinidad & Tobago</td></tr>
<tr><td>Mother's Day</td><td width="160">Nicaragua</td></tr>
<tr><td>Salvation Army Red Shield Appeal</td><td width="160">Australia</td></tr>
<tr><td>Croatian Parliament Day</td><td width="160">Croatia</td></tr>
<tr><td>El día del árbol</td><td width="160">Honduras</td></tr>
<tr><td>Reconciliation Week</td><td width="160">Australia</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
I never thought today would have so many holidays!!! I need to celebrate some for no reason. I want to celebrate very holiday in the world!!! 
 
Also in the top left corner of this there is a HTML button. I coded this in HTML that's how I got the table. 
 </div>
</div>
then after I added this it turned to..
<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Today is Friday but it is also 
<table border="1" style="width: 410px;"><tbody>
<tr><td>Canary Islands Day</td><td width="160">Spain</td></tr>
<tr><td>Harvest Festival</td><td width="160">Malaysia</td></tr>
<tr><td>Indian Arrival Day</td><td width="160">Trinidad & Tobago</td></tr>
<tr><td>Mother's Day</td><td width="160">Nicaragua</td></tr>
<tr><td>Salvation Army Red Shield Appeal</td><td width="160">Australia</td></tr>
<tr><td>Croatian Parliament Day</td><td width="160">Croatia</td></tr>
<tr><td>El día del árbol</td><td width="160">Honduras</td></tr>
<tr><td>Reconciliation Week</td><td width="160">Australia</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
I never thought today would have so many holidays!!! I need to celebrate some for no reason. I want to celebrate very holiday in the world!!! 
 
Also in the top left corner of this there is a HTML button. I coded this in HTML that's how I got the table. 
 <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> 
<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> 
Today is Friday but it is also 
<table border="1" style="width: 410px;"><tbody> 
<tr><td>Canary Islands Day</td><td width="160">Spain</td></tr> 
<tr><td>Harvest Festival</td><td width="160">Malaysia</td></tr> 
<tr><td>Indian Arrival Day</td><td width="160">Trinidad &amp; Tobago</td></tr> 
<tr><td>Mother's Day</td><td width="160">Nicaragua</td></tr> 
<tr><td>Salvation Army Red Shield Appeal</td><td width="160">Australia</td></tr> 
<tr><td>Croatian Parliament Day</td><td width="160">Croatia</td></tr> 
<tr><td>El día del árbol</td><td width="160">Honduras</td></tr> 
<tr><td>Reconciliation Week</td><td width="160">Australia</td></tr> 
</tbody></table> 
I never thought today would have so many holidays!!! I need to celebrate some for no reason. I want to celebrate very holiday in the world!!! 
 
Also in the top left corner of this there is a HTML button. I coded this in HTML that's how I got the table. 
&nbsp;</div> 
</div> 
then after I added this it turned to.. 
 </div>
</div>
and so on

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.8

Jacob the Jacob p.8

When they got home they found something to do. "Hey, lets try out random potions." said Jacob "sure" said Jacob already drinking a red one. The red one suddenly made him fast, Jacob ran around trying to see if he could jump over Jacob head with out him noticing. Then Jacob drank a orange one. It seemed to have no affect until he knocked over a wall. "Okay, I think we tried enough already today." said Jacob "No please just one more please." pleaded Jacob who jumped over Jacob again. "alright but just one more." said Jacob as he accidentally broke a window. Jacob selected a sparkly green one. Jacob drank it and liked it. He drank the whole jug. Then he liked it so much he read the ingredients. "Hey this isn't a potion, its over sugared lemonade." said Jacob. "well I guess even witches need sugar." said Jacob.

Journel entrie 2

Do you think this book is a realistic account of that historical time period? Why or why no? Provide evidence to support your thinking.

I think it is realistic because there is no unrealistic animals. Like Dragons and wizards. The challenges are also realistic. There are no hungry wolves or big gorillas chasing them. Instead there is real challenges like the cold, snow, and mountains. There are also realistic characters, characters that admirer others and characters who want to keep there lives. Also the place is realistic. There is colonial villages and real ones like Boston that is still standing today. For these reasons I think it is realistic.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

$25!!!!!! for free!!!!!! readthis!!!!

Today I got a free $25!!! I got it from being the top 10 in MOEMS for elementary students in ICAE with a 20/25!!!! Now 80% might not seem a lot but if you know what MOEMS is and you know that the average score for the top 35 people in each school is 7 then you know how hard it is to get 20/25 and why I got $25. But I thought it was easy and for the last 2 rounds I had nothing to do for 10min. of the 15min. they give you so I started drawing like crazy. You could barely see any white on the paper but I still got 5/5 for both those rounds.
http://www.moems.org/index.htm
above is the web.
http://www.moems.org/sample_files/SampleE.pdf
above is some practice problems to see how easy they are. I thought they were very easy.

Journel entrie 1

The book is Guns for general Washington

Put yourself in the shoes of one of the main characters. Write a diary entry that shows the character's inner feelings and thoughts. Do not just summarize the events; add thoughts and feelings that are not actually written in the chapter. Your entry should be written in the first person point of view, and signed with the character's name.

Dear diary,

Tomorrow we will have to scale a cliff and move the cannons with us. Many seasoned climbers think it is hopeless. I am a little scared about the climb. I believe that we can, we must try. I believe that we can do it. But we cannot do it without the men. I am concerned at the lack of men. Lots of people have given up, they don't want to lose there lives. I have a plan, it is that we move the guns little by little using the trees as pulleys. Of course we will have men near and at the guns to steady it and make sure nothing goes wrong. I will make sure every man gets out of there alive and that every gun will make it through. I am worried that some men will get injured. I hope I believe that the men will finally agree to help us scale the cliff.

Signed,

Will Knox

5 posts of the year

Jacob the Jacob p.1

I chose this one because it was the first multi-post fiction story I have wrote. I like it because the story style is fun. I am sorry I have made Jacob copy righted.

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may 26

It is my first coding post I think I will do more in the future. I like coding. By the way that code makes your computer crash.

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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

I invented the pictogram. They are very fun to draw. I think I will do more in the future.

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Monday, March 24, 2014

Lots of people died on this post. That's why I chose it. I read it on the news.

very smoove and very unrough draft

I protested against Obamacare. I hate Obamacare. Even is Mitt Romney made it.

literary essay (final draft)

Have you ever thought that everyone but your family hates you? In the novel Hunger Games Katniss learns not everyone hates her and that she should care for others too.

Katniss feels bad when her family is starving to death when her dad died and nobody would help her. She felt hopeless because nobody cared for her while she starved to death. When she tried to fish something out of the bakers trash the bakers wife said "Get out of my trash you rascal." Katniss felt really lonely and hungry.

Katniss found a way to live without help and no longer cared about what others thought. Then her sister got picked for the hunger games. Katniss volunteered as tribute so her sister would not die. In district 12 tribute was a synonym for corpse so it was very brave. Then everyone put 3 fingers to there cheeks to show respect. Just then katniss found everyone cares for her.

She realizes that everyone cares for her when she said "thanks" (46) She now cares for more people then just her family. She promised to win for everyone not just her family.

In hunger games, katniss learns that she should care for everyone not just her family, and that some others care for her too.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.7

Jacob the Jacob p.7

They loaded there machine guns and this time stalked cautiously. Then Jacob had a idea. "If we shoot stuff all the witches attention will be on burning trees not us" "That's brilliant!" said Jacob. So they went back to racking havoc and leaving a gigantic wake behind them. Then they pasted a sign with weird signs on it. A normal person would be very scared by the ancient language. But Jacob was not normal and found out that the sign was a DVD case for barney with pieces of wood glued on. "Well whoever lives here must be to poor to even get wood for that sign so he used garbage." said Jacob. "And he probably was too dumb to write so he drew scribbles." Jacob snickered. Then they went in and started shooting at a cabin until a witch came out. The witch was crying. "Those words on the is English!!! If you think they aren't then you are insulting my hand-writing!!!" she sobbed. Then Jacob had a idea. "We will say your hand-writing is good if you give us potions." Then she said "OK" So Jacob looted all the potions and said "Your hand-writing is good." and left.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Today is a Holiday!!! Today is Memorial day but most importantly its a STAY-HOME-DAY-WITH-NO-SCHOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No school today means awesomness. I love stay-home-days!!!! Please leave a comment in the comment box to show you also like stay-home-days.

also make a vbs file with this code then run it(if you don't know what vbs is search it up)

echo off

LOOP
msgbox("What ever you want here")

Friday, May 23, 2014

Orchestra

Yesterday I saw a the Orchestra. Not really listen (> to it but look O-O at it. I was getting my jacket from the lost and found, and found the orchestra walking past the lost and found into the lunch room. I saw Toland and waved at him. So in a sense I really did see the Orchestra. Somehow violins don't sound like cows. I mean a violin is basically be rubbing cow skin together but cows do that all the time. So maybe it's because I haven't been near the same cow for more than 3 seconds because they stink. Maybe next time I go to a Orchestra I should just plug my nose and go to the farm to save money.

A cow that is awesome

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Hi today I am going to take a brake from Jacob the Jacob to be awesome. I think all Jacob's in the real world should change there names to avoid getting fine for money. And also when you go to Tates blog I would suggest not trying his code on a computer.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.6

Jacob the Jacob p.6

Jacob said "well I'm going to fall down this pit accidentally to explore it." "well I am too" said Jacob. So they both ''accidentally'' fell in and landed on there backs. "ouch..." said Jacob. Then they heard a roar that knocked them back to the ground. "I wish we were still back up there." said Jacob "well it was a accident don't blame me it was a accident." said Jacob "oh.. yeah" said Jacob. So they blasted loud bullets in the cavern until they heard a roar of pain. Then they saw a dragon burning in blue flames. "Whoa... cool it is a Dragon" said Jacob "I think we should collect its scales. So they collected the undamaged scales from the dead Dragon. Then they walked back home leaving a big wake behind them. Then they pulled out the dragon scales and looked at them. Jacob pulled out his looted computer and searched up dragon scales. "It says that you use them to fight witches and wizards that have evolved from the highest dragon class." "cool lets go kill some." "well.. we are going to need some dragon scale weapons." "I want a sword with cool plasma rays" "I want a bow and dragon scale arrows loaded with plasma."

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.5

Jacob the Jacob p.5

Jacob had his friend over to plan what to do with the stuff. Jacob said "What do you want to do?" Then Jacob said "lets go into the forest to kill animals for food!" Then Jacob said "okay lets try it out some other day." The next day they went out dressed with weapons and armor for fending off werewolf's and stuff. What they didn't know was that a dragon lived in the forest. So they marched right in and started wasting ammunition, they mostly either burned the animal to ashes or set the tree's on fire. They left a gigantic wake behind them. Then they saw a pit covered in leaves. It looked like a average ant hole but when Jacob shot it they found out there was a big pit behind it. "hmm... I wonder how that got there" Jacob said. The Jacob suggested "It must be the ants who dug this trap. Then we would fall in, die, and they would have a feast." "yes your right" Jacob said "It must be the ants."

Monday, May 19, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.4

Jacob the Jacob p.4

Jacob set up a trap that chickens at you, then the chickens pick you up and put you in a jail. It was hard to find the chickens but it was the most efficient trap Jacob could think of. So they sent a note that said Yes I killed him and waited next to the trap. The next day they saw him walking down the street and Jacob slapped his head "I never thought that he would choose not to go into the trap!!!" So Jacob just took him from behind and cuffed his hand and said. "You are under arrest for trying to kill THE Jacob!!!" Then he Jacob said "Wait how did you... please just let me free I'll give you anything!!!"Then Jacob said"Gimme your wallet and your house authorization card!" So Jacob handed his wallet and his house authorization card to Jacob. Then Jacob went to the bank, transferred all of his $4 mil. into his account, then Jacob and Jacob went to Jacob's house to loot it and sell it. They rented a moving truck to move all the stuff they wanted to keep when they found a secret room. It was locked. But they blew up the door and entered. Now they found 5 sets of plasma weapons like plasma rifles, plasma machine guns and plasma shotguns. Best of all was 20 full gallons of plasma contained in plasma batteries and 5 sets of plasma charged armor with comfy insides. They kept that (of course) and sold everything else for 2 mil. and went home.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.3

Jacob the Jacob p.3

Jacob leaped out of the way as the ground opened to reveal a trap door. He opened it and saw a room. The 2 Jacob's went inside and found a scroll. Jacob opened it and read. Hello, again if you are still alive that means that you have faced THE Jacob and killed him then I will be the new THE Jacob. Now give me a message if he died. But if you are somehow still trying to kill him remember he will do anything for his pencil. Hold his pencil hostage and then kill him. After Jacob read it he turned to Jacob "Cool lets set up a trap to kill him. He sounds like rich and easy prey."

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Have you ever thought that everyone but your family hates you? In the novel Hunger Games Katniss learns not everyone hates her and that she should care for others too.

Katniss feels bad when her family is starving to death when her dad died and nobody would help her. She felt hopeless because nobody cared for her while she starved to death.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.2

Now Jacob got scared and ran into the forest until he realized that he forgot his pencil. "oh no, he is going to keep my pencil hostage until I go back and apologize" Jacob cried out. So he had no choice but to walk back. When he got there he sure enough he had his pencil hostage with spears javelins ready to e trigger the moment you reach for it. Jacob said "now apologize for being lazy now or the pencil goes bye-bye." "please just give me the pencil I'll do anything! I promise!" Jacob said. Then Jacob gave a quick humph and reached for the pencil. But he forgot to remove the traps because two spears were punctured through his head and a javelin in the pencil. Jacob sobbed for the death of his pencil until he realized that he was dead. He quickly looted Jacob's things and rushed to Jacob's house. He wrote on the house NEW HEIR OF HOUSE, now Jacob owned the house and everything in it. He quickly shipped all his belongings to the his new house and sold his old one for $800,000. Now he was rich, never before was a kid with no parents so rich before. He scanned the house for anything that might be of use. He found a secret room in a tree and made it his new secret base. Now he was a real man. He made his friend Jacob over to play when Jacob hit his hand on a metal stick 1 inch above the ground. Instantly the ground opened to reveal a trap door.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Jacob the Jacob p.1

Jacob the Jacob

One day a person was named Jacob. Little did he know he was THE Jacob. He was in a town of Jacobs and lived on a little house. Everyone was named Jacob so he was used to people calling out to him but not meaning to make him respond. Every day he would go fishing and be bored so he wanted to catch fish another way. He decided to be lazy and made his dog fish for him. A Jacob caught him being lazy and yelled "You are being lazy and that is not allowed!!!"

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

river rouge

Today I went on a fun filled field trip to the river rouge. I went there and found lots of critters and little animals in the river. I found lots of them in the river and it was fun. I got to see all kinds of animals from insects to arthropods. It was fun.

Monday, May 12, 2014

I am excited for tomorrows field trip to the river rouge. I am going to do all kinds of experiments and fun activity's. I like to go to the river rouge because we are helping the government keep the river clean and healthy. I like to help the government while learning science.

Friday, May 9, 2014

AHWAHWHAHHAHWHWHAHHHAhAWHahwAHwHaHHAHAHWHAhWHAhWHAHWHAHWHA

Today was the mom's eat and run. We usually have more dad's eat and run though. I think we should of had a day off today and is unfair. I will talk to the principle for my deep concern. If anyone wants to join me on this epic quest to overthrow the school government and make today a day off msg me.

hi mr joe buy i now

Today is a special day!!! You can buy $100 pieces of paper from for 99% off!!! That's only $1 dollar per sheet of paper. Now $1 is a ripoff but any deal even $1000000000000000000 is not a ripoff if its 99% off. I think you should buy it off of me. I think it is worth it and you will never get a 99% off deal again in your lifetime. If you do you can sue me.(If you can find me) I will never give this good of a deal again so buy one now.

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Thursday, May 8, 2014

portcullis

Today Mr. Joe came back!!! He came back from O'Hare air's portcullis.(I don't know why O'HARE air would want a portcullis but it is actually O'Hare airport I just wanted it to sound like it)

<===Here is a picture of a portcullis for all you dumb peeps who don't even know what a portcullis is

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Mr. Joseph's blog

Tomorrow Mr. Joseph is coming back. If I was you I would check out Mr. Joseph's blog for extra credit. I look at his blog and watched all the video's. His blog is http://www.Mr.Joseph'sblog.com.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Today is a special day!! It really is a special day and is very important, even more important than yesterday!!! It is so important that I have waited all year for it. And now I am waiting for next years today. It is a Egyptian holiday!!!

Monday, May 5, 2014

Japan

Today Mr. Joseph went to Japan and is teaching. I have to go to school and do boring stuff. I bet Mr. Joe is having a laugh with the other 24 teachers about how bad our lives are compared to there's. He is probably laughing that we are getting torchered in school when he is at a hotel in Japan. I wish I could go to Japan too. He is also probably eating great food while we get the regular lunch-line food.

Friday, May 2, 2014

truffles

Today I looked through my moms cook book and found a lot of recipes that are yummy and healthy. I also wanted to have some unhealthy ones but my mom said no.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

late start

Today was a late start and the schedule was funky monkey as Mrs. Roberts would say. We had co-corics in the afternoon and no science just a social studies test. I kind of like late starts but they are nothing compared to half days.

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