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Jacob the Jacob p.1

Jacob the Jacob

One day a person was named Jacob. Little did he know he was THE Jacob. He was in a town of Jacobs and lived on a little house. Everyone was named Jacob so he was used to people calling out to him but not meaning to make him respond. Every day he would go fishing and be bored so he wanted to catch fish another way. He decided to be lazy and made his dog fish for him. A Jacob caught him being lazy and yelled "You are being lazy and that is not allowed!!!"

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Jacob the Jacob p.2

Jacob the Jacob p.2

Now Jacob got scared and ran into the forest until he realized that he forgot his pencil. "oh no, he is going to keep my pencil hostage until I go back and apologize" Jacob cried out. So he had no choice but to walk back. When he got there he sure enough he had his pencil hostage with spears javelins ready to e trigger the moment you reach for it. Jacob said "now apologize for being lazy now or the pencil goes bye-bye." "please just give me the pencil I'll do anything! I promise!" Jacob said. Then Jacob gave a quick humph and reached for the pencil. But he forgot to remove the traps because two spears were punctured through his head and a javelin in the pencil. Jacob sobbed for the death of his pencil until he realized that he was dead. He quickly looted Jacob's things and rushed to Jacob's house. He wrote on the house NEW HEIR OF HOUSE, now Jacob owned the house and everything in it. He quickly shipped all his belongings to the his new house and sold his old one for $800,000. Now he was rich, never before was a kid with no parents so rich before. He scanned the house for anything that might be of use. He found a secret room in a tree and made it his new secret base. Now he was a real man. He made his friend Jacob over to play when Jacob hit his hand on a metal stick 1 inch above the ground. Instantly  the ground opened to reveal a trap door.

 

 

 

P.S. If you are Jacob I suggest you change your name I copyrighted that name.